Why is it when I decide to wear heels to work, I get asked to work later?
Or when I choose to wear that flowy skirt...the wind blows extra hard?
Or when I curl my hair...the humidity decides to straighten it?
Or when I forget to put on make up just once...someone I try to impress shows up?
What about if when I try to jump off the swing...my legs get stuck to it?
Or when I get to the checkout lane...I forget my wallet and decided to remove all checks too?
Or the one time I don't try on shoes at the store...they end up too small?
Why can I always think of an answer...just never at the time when asked?
Or when I decide to diet...I all of the sudden gain 15 pounds?
Or when I forget the ONE THING I was suppose to remember?
And then when I think of something to wear and it turns into 79 different outfits on my floor?
Why does time fly by when I'm trying to sleep but go so slow when I'm trying to stay awake?
Or when I don't think a coat is needed till after work...and it's absolutely freezing and pouring rain?
Why is it that I'm comfortable with my body until I see someone with a better body?
Or when it's time for me to perform...I all of the sudden have to go to the bathroom?!
And why is it when someone gets cocky...their chances of losing are greatly increased?
Someone please tell me... Why is that?
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